Beware. Beware. Steer clear of his lair.
The Were-bear hunts at night.
Rolly and squishy in the blue of the day.
By dusk he’s growling to fight.
Oh you should take care
To find out the where- abouts
Of any with Were.
Be leery not cheery
And wary not weary
When near a Panda who’s Were.
Beware the stare of the Panda when Were,
Grumbling along in his way.
For he may turn vicious in eucalyptus
Stray not from the path this day.
Tis glory we seek
And out of the keep
Dare challenge the Panda-Were.
But woe to the weak
Disturbing his sleep, show
Respect for the Panda-Were!